1. Do you want to meet slim people?
- Go to a diner in the morning.
2. Pick a family reunion picture of the 60s or 70s.
- Compare with a recent one.
- Remember what you used to eat.
3. After watching a prescription drug TV ad with their numerous side effects.
- Try to remember the medical issue it is supposed to solve.
Do You want to lose Weight?
- Option #1: Join the U.S. Army.
- Option #2: Start a Hunger Strike….Diet.
- Option #3: Play Baseball 4 hours a Day.
- Option #4: Move to Canada if you like drinking Beer and eating Potatoes.
- Option #5: Move to Japan if you are lazy.
- Option #6: Start RESO.