1. Do you want to meet slim people?

    • Go to a diner in the morning.


2. Pick a family reunion picture of the 60s or 70s.

    • Compare with a recent one.
    • Remember what you used to eat.


3. After watching a prescription drug TV ad with their numerous side effects.

    • Try to remember the medical issue it is supposed to solve.

Do You want to lose Weight?

  • Option #1: Join the U.S. Army.
  • Option #2: Start a Hunger Strikeā€¦.Diet.
  • Option #3: Play Baseball 4 hours a Day.
  • Option #4: Move to Canada if you like drinking Beer and eating Potatoes.
  • Option #5: Move to Japan if you are lazy.
  • Option #6: Start RESO.